"He makes me want to pin him against the wall and kiss him until it leads to hot steamy sex. Yet he makes me want to go to a bookstore and drink tea and read while we share subtle looks at each other. Then after that he makes me want to go home and cuddle until we fall asleep. When we can’t sleep at 3am I want to go in the kitchen in our underwear while I wear his big t-shirts, sit on the counter and find junk food while we talk about the universe."


relationship talks with my best friend (via n4ughty-y)


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No but imagine having that job. You gotta dance for a minute and a half every five minutes then you tag team it with a buddy. And you get paid to dance. You don’t even have to dance well!

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spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

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I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

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