relationship talks with my best friend (via n4ughty-y)
No but imagine having that job. You gotta dance for a minute and a half every five minutes then you tag team it with a buddy. And you get paid to dance. You don’t even have to dance well!
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.
buddy does not know